120 Pig Puns That’ll Hog the Spotlight

Ready to pig out on some seriously punny goodness? Whether you’re looking to crack a smile, drop a pun in a text, or just need a quick mood boost, pig puns are the sow-lution. These curly-tailed wordplays bring a whole new meaning to “hogging the spotlight.” From clever one-liners to groan-worthy giggles, this list of 120 pig puns is stuffed like a holiday ham with laughs. Perfect for pun-lovers, pig fans, or anyone who enjoys jokes that are delightfully hammy. So get comfy, snort if you need to, and let’s roll in the puns!

🐷 Pig Puns One-Liners

• I’m bacon you crazy just thinking about you.
• That pig’s a real ham — always hogging the spotlight.
• Swine not? Let’s do it!
• I told the pig a secret… now it’s sowed all over town.
• Don’t go bacon my heart — I couldn’t if I fried.
• I’m sow into you it’s not even punny.
• This little piggy went to therapy after the stock market crash.
• I need a piggy bank that saves me from impulse bacon purchases.
• When pigs fly? Bro, I saw one on a plane last week.
• He hogs the Wi-Fi and still complains about the connection.
• It was a porcine of the times.
• I tried to write a pig pun book… but it felt a bit boar-ing.
• That swine’s got style — totally hog couture.
• I’m just trying to live high on the hog.
• No ifs, ands, or oinks — I’m outta here.
• The pig became an actor because he loved playing rasher roles.
• I asked the pig if he wanted tea. He said “Oinkay.”
• I pork-cast a 90% chance of sizzle.
• Swine flu? Nah, he just caught a bad attitude.
• Don’t trust him — he’s a bit of a pigment of your imagination.

🐖 Cute Pig Puns

• You’re sow sweet, I can’t even!
• Piggy promise? You better not boar me!
• Sending you hogs and kisses 💋🐷
• You make my heart oink a little faster.
• That’s some pig-ture perfect cuteness!
• You’re the snout of this world!
• I think we’re bacon a great pair.
• Sow in love with you it’s unbearable.
• You’re a ham-some little devil.
• I’m not lion, you’re pig-ture perfect.
• You’re oink-credible!
• Just a piglet looking for its soulmate.
• You’re the curly tail to my heart.
• Our love? It’s piggin’ adorable.
• Hog wild about you!
• I squeal every time I see you.
• Pig hugs > regular hugs 🐷❤️
• You’re my snout-mate.
• We’ve got that piggy chemistry.
• You’re pawsitively pig-tastic!

😂 Funny Pig Puns and Jokes

• Why did the pig become an influencer? It knew how to bring home the bacon.
• What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
• I dated a pig once. Real swine, but damn, great at breakfast.
• Why don’t pigs use computers? Too afraid of spam.
• That pig went to space — now it’s an astro-not.
• What do you call a snobby pig? Pomporkous.
• Pigs hate secrets. They always squeal.
• I tried to raise pigs once… turns out I was just pork-ly prepared.
• That pig wrote a thriller. It’s a real grunter.
• Why don’t pigs do stand-up? They can’t handle a roast.
• He tried to get a job, but his résumé was full of boar-ing stuff.
• That pig’s a poet — his haikus are sow deep.
• What’s a pig’s favorite pizza topping? Oink-ion rings.
• The pig joined a gym… he’s trying to get abs of ham.
• I told a pig joke — now I’m in hot bacon water.
• That pig’s a rebel. Totally pork-harley.
• What do pigs read? The New Pork Times.
• When pigs argue, they always bring home the sow-points.
• Why do pigs make bad magicians? They always hog the tricks.
• That pig just ghosted me — must be on the ham run.

🐹 Guinea Pig Puns

• Let’s guinea get together sometime!
• I’m wheek-ing out over how cute this is!
• My guinea pig’s favorite movie? Fur-rest Gump.
• Stop! You’re making me bl-pig out.
• Just a guinea pig in the lab of life.
• I don’t carrot all what others say — you’re adorable.
• Lettuce be friends fur-ever 🥬🐹
• Guinea believe how tiny their feet are?!
• I’m in a re-litter-ship with my piggy.
• Wheekends are for snuggles and snacks.
• That guinea pig’s got major squeak appeal.
• Fur real though, I’m obsessed.
• They call me Agent Squeak — undercover snacker.
• Don’t cage me in, I’m a free-range floof.
• This little piggy just wheeked up the drama.
• I’m all about that veg life 🥕
• You’ve guinea be kidding me!
• I got 99 problems but a pig ain’t one.
• He’s so chill, he’s basically a nap-squeaker.
• When I grow up, I wanna be this fuzzy and stress-free.

🐷 Angry Birds Pig Puns

• That pig’s about to catch some flak and feathers.
• Swine and punishment incoming!
• Pigs in helmets? Somebody’s got ham-nesia.
• You steal one egg and suddenly you’re public enemy oink.
• That pig’s defense? Pretty boar-ing.
• They really put the “sow” in sowpervillain.
• The birds are angry, but the pigs are just crackin’ up.
• Piggy Smalls built his house out of bricks… and got wrecked anyway.
• You can’t bacon peace with birds mid-flight.
• That green pig? Total egg-stortionist.
• Pigs these days: no eggs, all drama.
• His last words? “This’ll be oink-credible!”
• Why don’t Angry Birds sue? Too many pork loopholes.
• He built a wall… but forgot the ceiling. R.I.P.
• Angry Birds taught me revenge has no beak limit.
• Those pigs are all fat and swindled.
• Plot twist: pigs just wanted omelets.
• I told the pig to duck. Too late. Game over.
• You could say they got pork-lashed.
• Why do pigs even want eggs? Clearly not vegan.

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🎭 Pig Pun Names

• Chris P. Bacon
• Hamlet
• Hogswell
• Pigtoria
• Porkahontas
• Brad Pig
• Kevin Bacon
• Swine Stein
• Piggy Smalls
• Oprah Hamfrey
• Pigachu
• Elvis Pigsley
• Curly Suey
• Hamuel L. Jackson
• Miss Squeal
• Oinkton John
• Sir Squeals-a-Lot
• Pig Newton
• Hogzilla
• Boaris Johnson

Conclusion

And that’s the whole hog—120 pig puns that were truly worth snouting out! Whether you laughed, cringed, or a little of both, we hope these puns brought some extra joy to your day. Share them with friends, drop one into a caption, or just keep them in your back pocket for when life needs a little extra oink. Until next time—stay punny and don’t take life boar-ing-ly!